(◠‿◠✿) HAPPY 28TH BIRTHDAY ALEX TURNER (JANUARY 6, 1986) 

♡THE WEATHER TODAY IS PARTLY SUSPICIOUS WITH CHANCES OF BETRAYAL♡

A shuttle of highly trained officers is on its way to your location. If you do not surrender to them immediately, I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes currently locked on to your location. You have two minutes to confirm your compliance. Refusal to do so will result in your obliteration. And If you test me, you will fail.

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful…?

our hearts go boom, boom, boom, boom.

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